Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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