Well apparently he's into motor boating.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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