I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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