Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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