this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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