she was so not down for the gang bang
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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