In the future we'll all be gay
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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