if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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