with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I met the friendliest cop last night
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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