it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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