i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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