Dude my mom stole all your condoms
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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