how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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