he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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