I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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