But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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