come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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