erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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