How'd it feel making her break her religion?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
