i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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