Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm sobbing to NWA
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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