Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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