Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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