i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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