Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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