too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
