So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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