Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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