new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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