Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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