You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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