If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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