from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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