I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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