So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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