what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
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i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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