She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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