Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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