Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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