therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Four minutes until I can fart!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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