butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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