Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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