I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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