fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
