Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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