We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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