If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
