God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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