What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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