Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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