My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
